Release Therapy

…Because they make you feel cool.
And hey—I met you; you are not cool.


I know.
Even when I thought I was I knew I wasn't.



Because we're uncool!
While women will always be a problem for guys like us…most of the great art in the world is about that very problem.
Good looking people? They got no spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls but we're smarter.


…Yeah I can really see that now.


Yeah, 'cause great art is about, you know, guilt and longing. And, you know, love disguised as sex and sex disguised as love….
Hey let's face it: You got a big head start.


I'm glad you were home.


I'm always home! I'm uncool!


Me too.


You're doing great, you know.
The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.